Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't fun being the Big Boss of an ogrebusiness. He's got piles of paperwork to tackle, meetings with irritating fairies, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.

To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his fancy pants. Another day, another gold coin.

The Corporate Swamp: Everyone Feels It

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

• We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
• It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
• Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Marshland Melodies > Nine to Five

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's cubicle farm . Out here in the wetlands, life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No deadlines out here. Just the croaking frogs and the whispering wind . It's a simple life , ya know? One you can't find in no suit and tie world .

Farquaad's the Big Cheese Send Help

This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I talked back once, and let me tell you, it was a big mistake. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.

I just need someone to save me. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, rescue me!

OgreLord 24/7

He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not stomping around, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.

• The meme game is weak without him
• Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
• Beware of his rage

Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause no thanks this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at intense rain all the whole darn time with temperatures in the scorching 100s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra protection and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.